JW'S Joke for Today
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11-12-2008, 02:29 PM
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Good to here from ya Dave, haven't heard from ya for awhile. Glad your keepin busy. I didn't know about the offtopic, does anyone go there?
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#23
11-12-2008, 02:34 PM
I gotta go to a conference Thursday, Friday & Saturday but I'll be bring'n the lap top and be check'n in morning and night.... 
I like that wealth spread....when's Bama gonna put that in place??
I like that wealth spread....when's Bama gonna put that in place??
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11-12-2008, 02:43 PM
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Oh gonna work for a few days? The weather is so crappy here you wouldn't be missing anything. I heard he was gonna start in Tennessee!! lol
#25
11-12-2008, 04:11 PM
Naw, I don't work anymore,.......sell real estate when people have money......lots of real estate, just nobody with money right now.
the conference is for the church youth group. Be a fun three days....
the conference is for the church youth group. Be a fun three days....
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11-12-2008, 05:21 PM
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#27
11-12-2008, 05:31 PM
Just hope it doesn't snow on the pass, gett'n that time of year at 4500 ft. Take'n the SUV. Probably sunshine and 70 now 'cause I can't take the scooter. Find a good amusing joke to start me day off with tomorrow!
#28
11-12-2008, 05:40 PM
One last thought for the day...
Arthur Davidson of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corp, dies and goes to Heaven. At the gates, an angel tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven." Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God himself." The befeathered fellow at the gate takes Arthur to the throne room and introduces him to God... Arthur asks God, "Hey aren't you the inventor of the woman??" God says, "Yes." "Well," says Davidson, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3 The rear end wobbles too much, and
4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust." "Hmmmmm..." replies God. "Hold on." God goes to his celestial supercomputer, types in a few lines and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Arthur. "But according to my computer, more people are riding my invention than yours."
Arthur Davidson of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corp, dies and goes to Heaven. At the gates, an angel tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven." Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God himself." The befeathered fellow at the gate takes Arthur to the throne room and introduces him to God... Arthur asks God, "Hey aren't you the inventor of the woman??" God says, "Yes." "Well," says Davidson, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3 The rear end wobbles too much, and
4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust." "Hmmmmm..." replies God. "Hold on." God goes to his celestial supercomputer, types in a few lines and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Arthur. "But according to my computer, more people are riding my invention than yours."
#29
11-12-2008, 05:43 PM
Can't stop.......
True story
A pervert who exposed himself on the Paris Metro [subway] in France fled in horror when his victim - a transvestite - flashed back.
True story
A pervert who exposed himself on the Paris Metro [subway] in France fled in horror when his victim - a transvestite - flashed back.
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11-12-2008, 08:08 PM
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A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of >>her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?" "No, Silly" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put
the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is going to make a loud noise So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?" "No, Silly" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put
the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is going to make a loud noise So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.