JW'S Joke for Today
#11
11-12-2008, 10:48 AM
I have to head into the office, I probably have more on that computer.....Drive the SUV, *%#$@!!!!!
Yea, we'll just amuse ourselves and raise our post count....muahahahahaha
Yea, we'll just amuse ourselves and raise our post count....muahahahahaha
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11-12-2008, 10:51 AM
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#13
11-12-2008, 11:47 AM
Okay JW, here's another...
THE mistress
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman
comes over to their table, gives the husband a big
kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was
that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've
had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but
remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't
get any more shopping trips to Paris , no more
wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no
more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more
yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with
a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
THE mistress
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman
comes over to their table, gives the husband a big
kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was
that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've
had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but
remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't
get any more shopping trips to Paris , no more
wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no
more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more
yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with
a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
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11-12-2008, 01:32 PM
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#16
11-12-2008, 01:42 PM
Man JW, see what you started? Can't stop......Aaaaargh!
Fluck
An Asian woman goes in to her local NAB Branch and begins exchanging her money. After the transaction is complete she asks the teller 'Why itchange? Yesterday I get two hunat dollar for my money, today I only get hunat eighty?'
The teller looked over his glasses and says very slowly....
'fluctuations'.
The Asian woman narrows her eyes and says 'fluc you Aussies too'
Fluck
An Asian woman goes in to her local NAB Branch and begins exchanging her money. After the transaction is complete she asks the teller 'Why itchange? Yesterday I get two hunat dollar for my money, today I only get hunat eighty?'
The teller looked over his glasses and says very slowly....
'fluctuations'.
The Asian woman narrows her eyes and says 'fluc you Aussies too'
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11-12-2008, 01:55 PM
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#18
11-12-2008, 02:09 PM
C'mon man, keep up your end, (uh oh, that didn't sound right) or should we just do this one per day. No one else seems to be chiming in.....There is a joke thread somewhere...naw,....we're above the law right???
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11-12-2008, 02:15 PM
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Tima, I looked for a joke forum and did't see it. I say we start one on the BS forum. And your right. I really don't think anyone is interested. I started doing it because nothing in the General interested me or I replyed to the ones that did. Let me see if I have another, but I'll be saving a good one for Thursday!!
