I had a splinter in my sphincter.

OH NO!! Not a Sphincter Splinter. That's gotta be the worst. Did it whistle when you farted after that?

 

Ive never had this problem. But then again I drag my knuckles when I walk?

 

That name wouldn't be "Tennis Player" would it?

Just kiddin bro....but funny

 

Yep it did do the whistle. I got pretty good at it too and had my sphincter whistling dixie.
All good things must come to and end though, it finally dislodged itself a week later when I stopped by a Taco Bell after one ferocious night of bar hopping and ordered 3 bean burritos, a burrito supreme and a choco taco. I'm not gonna go into detail but after devouring those delicious gaseous treats that splinter rocketed from my *** and is probably orbiting Uranus by now.

 

Yeah sure that's what they all say.....

 

ok, lets try to keep this R rated at least...I do not care when you put it in or when you get off....heh heh

 

Maybe your one of those people that walk on their toes, never letting their heels hit the ground. That's what I have in my head as a tennis player walk.

 

That's some funny S*it there. Nothing like a good laugh.

 

Well instead of having an iron ***, maybe you should get some iron boots. That will cure the prancing.

 

You just love to stir things up Ironass!!!!