Most ignorant motorcycle comment you've heard?
#21
02-23-2005, 10:25 AM
RE: Most ignorant motorcycle comment you've heard?
"Ive been riding for 30yrs", he then proceeded to run full force into the chain link fence, before ever leaving the dealership. I guess they didnt have brakes on bikes 30yrs ago. I then wheeled the bike back into service for a wreck estimate, now thats repeat buisness!
#22
02-23-2005, 11:22 AM
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RE: Most ignorant motorcycle comment you've heard?
ORIGINAL: Pirate
"Hey Man, Nice Harley, can I take it for a ride?"
"Hey Man, Nice Harley, can I take it for a ride?"
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02-23-2005, 01:28 PM
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RE: Most ignorant motorcycle comment you've heard?
Real men ride sport bikes. The guy even went on to mention how much harder it is to ride a sport bike than a cruiser. Anyone can ride a cruiser; only men ride sport bikes. Funny thing is that he borrowed his uncle's Dyna low and dropped it. Somehow it was the bike's fault according to him.
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#24
02-23-2005, 01:54 PM
RE: Most ignorant motorcycle comment you've heard?
ORIGINAL: AdamH
Real men ride sport bikes. The guy even went on to mention how much harder it is to ride a sport bike than a cruiser. Anyone can ride a cruiser; only men ride sport bikes. Funny thing is that he borrowed his uncle's Dyna low and dropped it. Somehow it was the bike's fault according to him.
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Real men ride sport bikes. The guy even went on to mention how much harder it is to ride a sport bike than a cruiser. Anyone can ride a cruiser; only men ride sport bikes. Funny thing is that he borrowed his uncle's Dyna low and dropped it. Somehow it was the bike's fault according to him.
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02-23-2005, 02:01 PM
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RE: Most ignorant motorcycle comment you've heard?
ORIGINAL: AdamH
Real men ride sport bikes. The guy even went on to mention how much harder it is to ride a sport bike than a cruiser. Anyone can ride a cruiser; only men ride sport bikes. Funny thing is that he borrowed his uncle's Dyna low and dropped it. Somehow it was the bike's fault according to him.
Real men ride sport bikes. The guy even went on to mention how much harder it is to ride a sport bike than a cruiser. Anyone can ride a cruiser; only men ride sport bikes. Funny thing is that he borrowed his uncle's Dyna low and dropped it. Somehow it was the bike's fault according to him.
And as for the "real men" comment - whatever. Real Men ride whatever they damn well want to ride, sportbike or cruiser.
#26
02-23-2005, 02:21 PM
RE: Most ignorant motorcycle comment you've heard?
My wife sat on my bike one time, looked at me and said where's reverse? I just looked at her and said "Get off the fcukin bike!" She laughed and went about her business, you know cleanig and cooking my supper 
#27
02-23-2005, 09:03 PM
RE: Most ignorant motorcycle comment you've heard?
I took a guy out riding and after hearing for a couple hours how good he was on a sport bike we go for a ride.I lent him my bike to ride[:@].After stalling the bike 5 or 6 times he finally gets it moving a few feet.Then he stalls it again, finally the next try he gets moving.This time the front end goes straight into the air and his *** is flat on the ground.Great job speed racer.
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02-23-2005, 09:52 PM
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RE: Most ignorant motorcycle comment you've heard?
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I took a guy out riding and after hearing for a couple hours how good he was on a sport bike we go for a ride.I lent him my bike to ride[:@].After stalling the bike 5 or 6 times he finally gets it moving a few feet.Then he stalls it again, finally the next try he gets moving.This time the front end goes straight into the air and his *** is flat on the ground.Great job speed racer.
I took a guy out riding and after hearing for a couple hours how good he was on a sport bike we go for a ride.I lent him my bike to ride[:@].After stalling the bike 5 or 6 times he finally gets it moving a few feet.Then he stalls it again, finally the next try he gets moving.This time the front end goes straight into the air and his *** is flat on the ground.Great job speed racer.
), I showed THE MAMA how to ride the FLH in case something happened to me, and I let my closest bro ride it, too. No others need apply!
#30
02-23-2005, 10:00 PM
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RE: Most ignorant motorcycle comment you've heard?
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My wife sat on my bike one time, looked at me and said where's reverse? I just looked at her and said "Get off the fcukin bike!" She laughed and went about her business, you know cleanig and cooking my supper
My wife sat on my bike one time, looked at me and said where's reverse? I just looked at her and said "Get off the fcukin bike!" She laughed and went about her business, you know cleanig and cooking my supper
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