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Old 02-27-2005, 08:51 PM
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ORIGINAL: Nevar

... Dad strolls over [ wearing a HD Tee shirt and Cap] looks real hard. and says
Sorry son thats a Screming Eagle, they only sell Harleys here. ...
LOL That's classic! [sm=headbang.gif]
 
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Old 02-27-2005, 09:02 PM
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ORIGINAL: lostinal

Frozon snought on my beard ," aren't you cold riding that bike ?
Hey i never said I was smart either .
lostinal
Did you say, "Here's your sign?"
 
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Old 02-27-2005, 09:40 PM
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No I told her I just stopped in for a cup of coffee or until I could find my ***** .
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Old 02-27-2005, 09:53 PM
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The cold comment reminded me of one of my favorites, "What happens when it rains?"

"I get wet."
 
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I agree you just want to hand them a sign !
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ORIGINAL: Joe Scout

Pirate, it's liking asking to take the wife for a ride. Tell us the rest of the story.

I'm more likely to agree to someone taking the wife for a ride then my scoot, and God help the man who asks the wife to ride her bike
 
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Lostinal,


Do the ***** warm up in the coffee??
Just a thought,

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Well here goes.. In the early 80's I had a 76 FLH that I worked on all the time. I had just put ona new fuel line which I didn't know was defective (partially plugged). I would ride about 2 blocks before I ran out of gas and the bike would die. I'd push it home and by the time I got there it would start again. So I'm pushing it on the sidewalk through a housing complex (short cut) when some old man smoking a pipe walks by and asks "Out Walking Your Harley???"
 
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Old 02-28-2005, 01:43 AM
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ORIGINAL: terryt1955

Well here goes.. In the early 80's I had a 76 FLH that I worked on all the time. I had just put ona new fuel line which I didn't know was defective (partially plugged). I would ride about 2 blocks before I ran out of gas and the bike would die. I'd push it home and by the time I got there it would start again. So I'm pushing it on the sidewalk through a housing complex (short cut) when some old man smoking a pipe walks by and asks "Out Walking Your Harley???"

hahah that wasnt a dumb *** comment that was a SMART *** comment!
 
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ORIGINAL: fatboydews

I'm more likely to agree to someone taking the wife for a ride then my scoot, and God help the man who asks the wife to ride her bike
I hear Ya....

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