I can't believe I read the whole thing! Lol


Some of my favorite ignorant motorcycle comments:

1. "Sporsters are girl's bikes."

2. "V-Rods aren't real Harleys"

3. My brother every time I've bought a new Harley or rode up on a Harley, "Is that a Sportster?" Me, "No, it's a insert model here. My Brother, looking confused by the model name, "Well why didn't you get a "Hog?" Me, "LMFAO!" (He thinks a Hog is an actual model of Harley, even though I've tried to explain to him before that all Harleys are considered Hogs.

 

A friend of mine was getting a flu shot when the nurse asked him to
roll up his sleeve exposing several Tattoos including a large Harley
Bar and Shield. As she was starting to poke him with the needle, she
asks him, "are you afraid of needles?" My question to him when he told
me this was, "did you say, yes, those tattoos are iron on."

 

On arun and came out of a bar and started kickstarting my ol' girl. Newbie came up to me and asked me what I was doing. I didn't know what he meant. I kicked again and he said, "How come your kicking your bike??" I looked over at him and thank God my girl fired on the next kick. I put her in gear and rode away. I am not a snob but I did not know how to respond to that. Hope the kid's still riding and learned a little. cole

 

i would not were to start on this one

 

That's 'cause they look like they're designed in Japan and made in Canada.

 

Don't know if this qualifies, getting gas and a guy asks why the back tire is so small, I say it's a 5.10, thats as fat as they had that year. A 90 fxrs. Yea, read them all too, spring can't come soon enough!!

 

guy I work with tells me "You Harley guys make bikers look bad" I told him he doesn't need anyones help to make him look bad!

 

Wrong forum, dude. This will go on for days.

 

Some people have seen me write about two of my favorite stories. A guy at a stealership came up and started by telling me sportsters are girls bikes. Yah Yah Yah BUT then he offers me a ride on his bike... OHH thanks I RIDE MY OWN AND THE ONE YOU JUST INSULTED.

2nd Story I am backing the red mistress out of my driveway.. SOME complete idiot stops car at the of my driveway blocking it. Then says do you need some help? UMMM NO and he doesnt move.. Next I am yelling about bikes not having reverse and what I need is him to get the f**k out of my way..

 

“A guy at a stealership came up and started by telling me sportsters are girls bikes. Yah Yah Yah BUT then he offers me a ride on his bike... OHH thanks “I RIDE MY OWN AND THE ONE YOU JUST INSULTED.”


I don’t see why. After all you are a girl.

“SOME complete idiot”

Hey at least he’s not half assed.

“stops car at the of my driveway blocking it. Then says do you need some help? UMMM NO and he doesnt move.. Next I am yelling about bikes not having reverse and what I need is him to get the f**k”

How have you been hostile towards men?