TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge part XIV.
#7501
12-20-2022, 08:37 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
Hopefully sitting in a cozy home.
#7502
12-20-2022, 08:37 AM
Good morning Woods. 37* and drizzle here this morning.
Tim, I guess we don't need to tell to stay safe at those temperatures!
Tim, I guess we don't need to tell to stay safe at those temperatures!
#7503
12-20-2022, 08:50 AM
Moderator
Morning Russ, Mick et al.
I too have a fart/poop story involving the wife.
Years ago when we were dating, it was summer and we were on our way to Pittsburgh. Back in those days the Pirates were competitive with Barry Bonds and Co, worth watching and they offered "Buc Night" where you could get a general admission ticket for $1. It was nose bleeds but we didn't care and it was a fancy date where we would stop in Morgantown on the way to Pittsburgh at the ONLY Taco Bell at the time for a bunch of tacos and burritos. Its about an hour drive or so from Morgantown to Pittsburgh.
Anyway, we load up on Taco Bell food and are pulling in to Three Rivers Stadium when TNLT discloses her stomach is upset and shes gotta go the bathroom. Deductive Reasoning determined the Taco Bell onslaught isn't agreeing with her, so we get in the stadium and I usher her to the women's restroom and wait. A few minutes goes by and she exits looking less panicky and relieved. We find our seats and settle in for the game against the San Fran Giants. About mid game TNLT discloses that she has to pass some gas. Of course I tell her to just let it rip, we are in a stadium who is gonna know with all the noise. So TNLT lets it go as if nothing is out of the norm.........and thirty seconds later someone about 6 rows behind us says "WHEW, SOMEBODY LET ONE GO!" TNLT is mortified, I'm laughing and doing my very best to not let anyone know around me that it was my date and future wife who just cleared the immediate area.
I too have a fart/poop story involving the wife.
Years ago when we were dating, it was summer and we were on our way to Pittsburgh. Back in those days the Pirates were competitive with Barry Bonds and Co, worth watching and they offered "Buc Night" where you could get a general admission ticket for $1. It was nose bleeds but we didn't care and it was a fancy date where we would stop in Morgantown on the way to Pittsburgh at the ONLY Taco Bell at the time for a bunch of tacos and burritos. Its about an hour drive or so from Morgantown to Pittsburgh.
Anyway, we load up on Taco Bell food and are pulling in to Three Rivers Stadium when TNLT discloses her stomach is upset and shes gotta go the bathroom. Deductive Reasoning determined the Taco Bell onslaught isn't agreeing with her, so we get in the stadium and I usher her to the women's restroom and wait. A few minutes goes by and she exits looking less panicky and relieved. We find our seats and settle in for the game against the San Fran Giants. About mid game TNLT discloses that she has to pass some gas. Of course I tell her to just let it rip, we are in a stadium who is gonna know with all the noise. So TNLT lets it go as if nothing is out of the norm.........and thirty seconds later someone about 6 rows behind us says "WHEW, SOMEBODY LET ONE GO!" TNLT is mortified, I'm laughing and doing my very best to not let anyone know around me that it was my date and future wife who just cleared the immediate area.
#7504
12-20-2022, 08:56 AM
You must consider they were much younger then.
#7505
12-20-2022, 08:57 AM
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#7506
12-20-2022, 08:59 AM
I wasn't questioning their experience. 
It was an anatomical observation.
It was an anatomical observation.
#7507
12-20-2022, 09:04 AM
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#7508
12-20-2022, 09:06 AM
In private conversations Bob has told me Chris is a sponge.
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#7509
12-20-2022, 09:09 AM
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TLT and I are celebrating 15 years on Thursday, so she wants to go out for a long motorcycle ride and we took the day off. I know, it sucks... 
Friday, I'll be in the studio for out Christmas event getting publicity. Then the event on Saturday. The rest is what we all know it to be.
So, just have today and tomorrow to hold fast. At least then, I'll be off work so all the work I do is free.
Friday, I'll be in the studio for out Christmas event getting publicity. Then the event on Saturday. The rest is what we all know it to be.
So, just have today and tomorrow to hold fast. At least then, I'll be off work so all the work I do is free.
Last edited by Juan L; 12-20-2022 at 09:31 AM.
#7510
12-20-2022, 09:30 AM
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