TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge part XIV.
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12-20-2022 | 08:52 AM
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Ever have one of those days ya just know Alan Funt is describing to a TV audience what you are doing ?
I was gonna start with 'this is no ****' but you will quickly see why I didn't.
Sherri and I are in the grocery store. I, like a dutiful husband, am pushing the cart and focusing on what I am being told. We turn at the end of an aisle and there are several people looking a bit pale. There are traffic cones set up and store employees warning people to watch their step. The mop and bucket crew are on the way.
Either a customer or large dog has **** the floor and it has been tracked by both foot and cart traffic as far as the eye can see.
I was gonna start with 'this is no ****' but you will quickly see why I didn't.
Sherri and I are in the grocery store. I, like a dutiful husband, am pushing the cart and focusing on what I am being told. We turn at the end of an aisle and there are several people looking a bit pale. There are traffic cones set up and store employees warning people to watch their step. The mop and bucket crew are on the way.
Either a customer or large dog has **** the floor and it has been tracked by both foot and cart traffic as far as the eye can see.
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iRider (12-20-2022)
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12-20-2022 | 09:05 AM
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Morning woods,
Truck is in the shop for the new starter install.
19* this AM when I headed to work.
Expecting a wallop from Mother Nature starting on Thursday.
Coffee is on.........
Truck is in the shop for the new starter install.
19* this AM when I headed to work.
Expecting a wallop from Mother Nature starting on Thursday.
Coffee is on.........
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12-20-2022 | 09:34 AM
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Morning Russ, Mick et al.
I too have a fart/poop story involving the wife.
Years ago when we were dating, it was summer and we were on our way to Pittsburgh. Back in those days the Pirates were competitive with Barry Bonds and Co, worth watching and they offered "Buc Night" where you could get a general admission ticket for $1. It was nose bleeds but we didn't care and it was a fancy date where we would stop in Morgantown on the way to Pittsburgh at the ONLY Taco Bell at the time for a bunch of tacos and burritos. Its about an hour drive or so from Morgantown to Pittsburgh.
Anyway, we load up on Taco Bell food and are pulling in to Three Rivers Stadium when TNLT discloses her stomach is upset and shes gotta go the bathroom. Deductive Reasoning determined the Taco Bell onslaught isn't agreeing with her, so we get in the stadium and I usher her to the women's restroom and wait. A few minutes goes by and she exits looking less panicky and relieved. We find our seats and settle in for the game against the San Fran Giants. About mid game TNLT discloses that she has to pass some gas. Of course I tell her to just let it rip, we are in a stadium who is gonna know with all the noise. So TNLT lets it go as if nothing is out of the norm.........and thirty seconds later someone about 6 rows behind us says "WHEW, SOMEBODY LET ONE GO!" TNLT is mortified, I'm laughing and doing my very best to not let anyone know around me that it was my date and future wife who just cleared the immediate area.
I too have a fart/poop story involving the wife.
Years ago when we were dating, it was summer and we were on our way to Pittsburgh. Back in those days the Pirates were competitive with Barry Bonds and Co, worth watching and they offered "Buc Night" where you could get a general admission ticket for $1. It was nose bleeds but we didn't care and it was a fancy date where we would stop in Morgantown on the way to Pittsburgh at the ONLY Taco Bell at the time for a bunch of tacos and burritos. Its about an hour drive or so from Morgantown to Pittsburgh.
Anyway, we load up on Taco Bell food and are pulling in to Three Rivers Stadium when TNLT discloses her stomach is upset and shes gotta go the bathroom. Deductive Reasoning determined the Taco Bell onslaught isn't agreeing with her, so we get in the stadium and I usher her to the women's restroom and wait. A few minutes goes by and she exits looking less panicky and relieved. We find our seats and settle in for the game against the San Fran Giants. About mid game TNLT discloses that she has to pass some gas. Of course I tell her to just let it rip, we are in a stadium who is gonna know with all the noise. So TNLT lets it go as if nothing is out of the norm.........and thirty seconds later someone about 6 rows behind us says "WHEW, SOMEBODY LET ONE GO!" TNLT is mortified, I'm laughing and doing my very best to not let anyone know around me that it was my date and future wife who just cleared the immediate area.
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