The lure of potential hot tub liquored up sex is not enough to distract us from salvage, cold steel. We're old.

 

True.

 

This is not the answer



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer

Well, maybe sometimes it is.

 

I remember when that happened. Pretty crazy.

 

Hot tub scene be damned!

I bet Lou could build something like that. He has about 13 years to figure it out before Sammi notices boys.

 

I betcha he’d at least have a door on it.

 

Lou could turn his Civic into a someday driver's training armored car for Sammi Jo.

 

A snorkel maybe?

 

If that sentiment ever catches on, a lot of pointy headed bureaucrats will be running for cover .

 

I’ll get the lights