I'll attempt brevity. We are in the liquor store around 10:30 AM buying a few things. As I sit the items on the counter I say to the clerk, I imagine you're glad the rush is over. Voice close behind me says....she's got New Years' Eve coming up.
I turn, it's a young dude +/- 25-27. Clean cut, casually but nicely dressed, black. He has 4 cans of some kind of malt liquor on the stand, I say to the clerk, put these on my bill and to him...Merry Christmas. As he's asking me "I bet you don't like to hug" he resembles a blitzing safety attempting to stop but continuation and gravity are not his friend. We avoid complete physical disaster and I say....after all I've done for you this is the thanks I get? All in attendance had a nice Christmas chuckle. d
Give that a shot in Chicago or the inner city of your choice.
I'll attempt brevity. We are in the liquor store around 10:30 AM buying a few things. As I sit the items on the counter I say to the clerk, I imagine you're glad the rush is over. Voice close behind me says....she's got New Years' Eve coming up.
I turn, it's a young dude +/- 25-27. Clean cut, casually but nicely dressed, black. He has 4 cans of some kind of malt liquor on the stand, I say to the clerk, put these on my bill and to him...Merry Christmas. As he's asking me "I bet you don't like to hug" he resembles a blitzing safety attempting to stop but continuation and gravity are not his friend. We avoid complete physical disaster and I say....after all I've done for you this is the thanks I get? All in attendance had a nice Christmas chuckle. d
Give that a shot in Chicago or the inner city of your choice.
12-28-2023, 08:28 AM
