I can’t unsee that for christs sake!!

 

Getting ready to head out. The game is on cbs network we’re on the twenty yard line in the second deck 6 rows up. With UConn tee shirts you can’t miss us. I’m the one with the mustafo stash.

 

The choice between going for a ride and being glued to a TV in hopes of spotting you was so easy, Bill.

 

I just got back from a couple hours of licking my "I stayed home wounds" by vicariously living Biketoberfest through FB and I gotta tell y'all that I'm feeling much better about my decision now.

I also gained an deep understanding of why Crepe Erase products have acquired such a strong market share and why there seems to be a biannual shortage of black fishnet stockings in the state of Florida I just wish one of those shortages didn't occur about a week before Halloween.

On a brighter note the take away for me was a can't miss business model that came to mind which I project will net untold millions over the next decade with an IPO making its debut as early as March 2025 so if there are any venture capitalists here among you I would be happy to provide you with the appropriate CDA prior to me divulging any intricate details but I can drop that it involves a chain of rental kiosks offering hourly rates on hover-rounds, larks, defibrillators and walkers during the Daytona events.

And now onto my Ozark trail tumbler full of ice cold publix spring water because I my good sirs? Have had way to much caffeine for one day!. LOL!

 

Yup these events quit being fun when it finally sinks in all the hot babes you used to party with are all grandmothers now.

 

Yessir, The Hotties @Biketoberfest 2027...

 

Reliving my youth is a quest I dare not take

 

Just think it, in your youth you had a tricycle and it grew into a 2 wheel love affair. Many are desperately trying to relive their youth by going back to that tricycle again.

 

Tell me about it. Here's an excerpt that took place between the wife and I last month after I made the stupid mistake of calling up Utoob on the living room big screen and searching through some old school Chicago/Leonid & Friends music as the wife started bopping around in her recliner and glancing over at me when I asked...

Me: So whaddaya say honey, wanna go into the guest room and disgust each other?
Her: No, I don't think so.
Me: Phew! Good! me either.
Her: Want a haircut in the morning?
Me: Yeah, okay.

As we turned off the TV, kissed each other goodnight and went to our bedrooms and lived happily ever after.

I swear I'm living the geriatric version of Napoleon Dynamite

 

Morning all. Post jujitsu check in. Good classes. Pretty full kids class but only 4 adults in the second class.