TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge part XIV.
The following users liked this post:
TwiZted Biker (10-21-2023)
Good morning all. My haircut girl is coming by at 9am then off to the funeral of my good friend down in St Pete. She normally comes by in the afternoon. She travel from Daytona to service me and some of her old clients from when she had a shop here. I told her I would not be here so she adjusted to this morning. She only comes around once a month so it was nice of her to accommodate me. Everyone ride safe.
Morn'in, fighting with self of whether or not to run 150 miles north to Biketoberfest today. The 10 years younger man in me says go but the 65 year old me says screw that hot mess because here's the several things I've learned after years of attending Daytona bike events.
1: Most of the hot barmaids are out of town lezbo's who rolled in to make bank. (I don't drink alcohol and I'm a married Christian so that's all a wash anyway's and I ain't even supposed to be looking or judging let alone using the word "hot" LOL!)
2: Traffic will suck and God help ya if you need to take a quick ****.
3: I'm not going to meet anyone I know and who I do meet? I'll never meet again.
4: Traffic will suck and God help ya if you need to take a quick ****.
5: If I get too close to the Legends Suspension tent me and my Discover card will hate me for at least a year.
6: Traffic will suck and God help ya if you need to take a quick ****.
7: The only place I ever paid more for ice cold bottled water was at the Hollywood Seminole Hard Rock Cafe attending the Ted Nugent Adios ****'s concert.
8: Did I mention that the traffic will suck and God help ya if you need to take a quick ****?
On the Pro side? Daytona has a Buc EE's up there and they have both sliced or chopped brisket sandwiches but I always get the chopped because I.m down to 5 1/2 teeth these days.
Decisions, decisions. Coffee's on...think I decided to just get a cup.
1: Most of the hot barmaids are out of town lezbo's who rolled in to make bank. (I don't drink alcohol and I'm a married Christian so that's all a wash anyway's and I ain't even supposed to be looking or judging let alone using the word "hot" LOL!)
2: Traffic will suck and God help ya if you need to take a quick ****.
3: I'm not going to meet anyone I know and who I do meet? I'll never meet again.
4: Traffic will suck and God help ya if you need to take a quick ****.
5: If I get too close to the Legends Suspension tent me and my Discover card will hate me for at least a year.
6: Traffic will suck and God help ya if you need to take a quick ****.
7: The only place I ever paid more for ice cold bottled water was at the Hollywood Seminole Hard Rock Cafe attending the Ted Nugent Adios ****'s concert.
8: Did I mention that the traffic will suck and God help ya if you need to take a quick ****?
On the Pro side? Daytona has a Buc EE's up there and they have both sliced or chopped brisket sandwiches but I always get the chopped because I.m down to 5 1/2 teeth these days.
Decisions, decisions. Coffee's on...think I decided to just get a cup.
Halito Woods. I see Billy has come and gone, nobody else up? Better hurry.... only about 1-2 cups coffee left now and I be heading for more here in a few!! Damp dreary day today. Today is our big rivalery game...MSU v uofm. My Spartans have been struggling of late....hoping we get our **** together today and play a good, tough game! Go Green!!!
Hope you all have a good day.... I'll try. Remember, I'm pulling for ya.....we're all in this together.
Hope you all have a good day.... I'll try. Remember, I'm pulling for ya.....we're all in this together.
Mornin, Woods.
I see Jinkster has the really important riding concerns listed as even numbered items.
I see Jinkster has the really important riding concerns listed as even numbered items.
The following 2 users liked this post by OKMICK:
JINKSTER (10-21-2023),
TwiZted Biker (10-21-2023)