Thank you for your extremely easy to follow narrative, Bob.

 

At one of my houses in Westland the guy across the street chased his girlfriend down the street & stabbed her, he went to prison for that one. When he got back out he was pissed that he lost his house so drove a stolen van thru the front of it. I was standing there both times when it happened.

 

Howdy Russ. I'm gonna pick up a brisket tomorrow. Got some venison jerky, maybe beef jerky too, and brisket on the plans for this weekend.

 

Evenin, Russ. I am still waiting to find the stunning Dear Penthouse neighbor I keep hearing about.

 

LMAO....

WTF is wrong with that idiot?

 

It says New York in your location bud, how in the hell are you gonna cook a brisket?

 

Jack, I got one of them city slicker smokers. Gonna cross my fingers and hope for the best

 

Apparently the rest of the story is that a deer panicked, ran into Lake Michigan, and drown. He was there with his kids (who the fvck wears lederhosen at the beach??), ran home for the knife, and went back to claim the meat.

Lol.....yeah, that dude is a character. Gets all butt hurt after his farewell, fvck Harley speech.

 

Give it a whirl. Those other guys with the spritzing and all the “secret” stuff really befuddle me. Let the meat be the meat and the wood be the wood.

 

Traeger?