Your conversion to the Muslim faith?

 

You had a pet piggy?

 

Had a little interview in the shop. Some young entrepreneurs interview thing. It is for an electrical engineering student that I helped hack the John Deere code and create a scan tool for and that he is beta testing on our tractors.

 

You cried while watching Babe didn't you.

 

there’s a lipstick on a pig story in here somewhere.

 

 

A man was suffering from severe depression and had recently had back surgery. He was in tremendous pain and was not able to play golf because of the surgery. He walked off into the woods with a box cutter and sliced himself up. He looked like raw ham. We had to carry his body out of the woods. After I got home, I couldn't eat supper that night and went without meat for a couple days. Then I found the taste and feel of ham reminded me of the old man and I couldn't eat it for over a year after.

 

Did you stop eating bacon too?

 

I think I'm starting to fit in, down here

 

Slash, is that you?