Russ, you are a damn good Texas Teacher, and I'm proud of the things you taught Stan.

He sent me a letter with the shirt and he opened it with...Hello Mi Amigo.....

 

You can see which leg the cath strap is on.....

 

Rest assured no one looked that close...until now.

 

Those hurt like a mother Greg if you let them go too long. I've had 3 cut out, no fun.

I stay ahead now, as soon as it starts getting a little tender I dig them out!

 

Nice shirt, Jack!
Those catheter are a pain in the you-know-what. By next Wednesday you'll be screaming at the Dr. to yank the damn thing out!

 

Yeah, I have been dealing with "discomfort" for a couple months. It has become too much too put up with anymore. He'll kill the nail bed in that area so that it doesn't grow back.

ETA: I will say my toe is nothing compared to what you all are going through.

 

You need to just look people in the eye when they notice your “package”, smile a little and nod your head slowly.

I bet Chris has one too but he obviously has better drugs than you.

 

One more thing, Jack; Keep an eye on the bag, it'll fill up quicker than you think!

 

He needs better drugs! I read that this morning or yesterday, can't remeber. More broken **** than he though.

Chris, wishing you a speedy recovery.

That's a fact Jack!

Been emptying that damn thing right and left...

 

Evening gents. I hate to hear of all these tribulations that have befallen my Woods brothers. WTF is going on - Mars attacking Uranus??

Let me know how you like them. The King needs new shoes and I'm always willing to change things up.

One of the things that attracted me to Cheryl was her facial scars. She's a beautiful woman and the scars didn't detract. In fact I think scars tell a story and are intriguing. She took a flight out a windshield as a 16 year old and wears the scars proudly, which shows strength of character.

In all seriousness Jack, you are in my prayers. Sending positive thoughts your way. Please let us know how it all turns out. I've had the catheter for an extended period when I spent the summer in traction after a bad crash. That damn thing was the worst part about the whole time. You have my sympathies.

And please, please.......post some stuff here after that whiskey/Hydrocodone (I'm assuming) cocktail. I'm sure Russ will give you a medical pass. I would suggest posting tit pics.