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I hope you had the ***** to tell her, Lou.
I did thank her having warm hands. Nice people. Was chatting with them the whole time.
 
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25 and a return sample in 8 weeks.
25?? That’s like two years worth!!
 
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Originally Posted by soft 02
25 and a return sample in 8 weeks.
Lou, you can ease your workload by using the Deshaun Watson method but I think Asians in California may be a bit skittish right now.
 
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Originally Posted by soft 02
I did thank her having warm hands. Nice people. Was chatting with them the whole time.
I told my nurse that she was a **** tease. If she was going to hold it, hold it. She was a cute little Asian. Paula yelled at me. The doctor was laughing.
Good times.
 
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Pocket pussies banned in California due to carcinogens?
 
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25?? That’s like two years worth!!
Yup. Wife got me a case of finger condoms.
 
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Old 01-24-2023, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by soft 02
Yup. Wife got me a case of finger condoms.
Just get a rubber band, twist it really tight and when your hand goes to sleep it’ll feel like someone else is giving you a hand job.
 
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Ahhh. We call that on "the stranger". Very familiar.
 
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Had mine done 30 years ago after Danielle was born.
 
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The ultimate stranger. Both hands rubber banded, then one on your junk while the other chokes you. Or called the Thailand Twist.
 


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