This series is like a train wreck. Unbelievable.

 

Hey, Mick, Russ and Stan.
Mick, do they have all their teeth? And how many cousins/sisters do they have?

 

I'm home. Guess who isn't. Bob. That's right. Beto is nowhere to be seen.

 

Patience. Sit by the door and wag your tail.

 

Wasn't there a movie about Bob a while ago?

 

Oh I'm here. I'm just getting liquored up and getting ready to remove my belt.

Chris - march those unusually attractive legs to your room and await your fate.

 

Yeah, wasn't it called "The Next Big Thing?" or something?

 

Yes, but since the **** industry started requiring condoms he limits himself to the HDF.

 

That's not true Mick.

I also troll the missed connections section of Craigslist. You would be surprised at how many takers there are for lines like - "Me - tall, muscular Adonis getting a pumpkin spice latte at the Starbucks at (pick any location). You - well endowed leggy blonde undressing me with your eyes. Hit me up."

Unfortunately mostly dudes respond. But every once in awhile.........

 

I'm being a good dad tonight. Helping one with homework and playing with the other.

Have kids they said, it'll be fun they said...

Hi Bob!