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I’d offer to grease her up.
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Probably looking for her Pringles can.
HaHaHaHa!
She’d look great drinking wine from a Pringle’s can while riding an old folk’s cart.
 
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I suspect she might look great doing damned near anything, Jose.
 
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Originally Posted by Mozvader
HaHaHaHa!
She’d look great drinking wine from a Pringle’s can while riding an old folk cart.
I certainly wouldn't ban her from Walmart
 
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How goes is woods?
 
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Wouldn't it be awful to find out she has cankles? I knew a really beautiful woman that was literally perfect but had cankles. Yuck....but, in all fairness as I type this I hear my lovely bride's admonition.....Now, now, tasty morsel that you are.
 
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
Poor thing has her head stuck in the locker.


Almost as good as a goat stuck in a fence. Or so ive heard....
 
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Old 01-14-2019, 04:58 PM
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Almost as good as a goat stuck in a fence. Or so ive heard....
Ya don't need hip waders for this one, Lou...uh, I mean, a guy told me that.
 
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Two farmers were walking home after the pub and saw a sheep with its' head
stuck in a fence
The first farmer said " I wish that was Madonna stuck there like that"
The second farmer said "I wish it were dark."
 
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Greetings Woodmeisters
In the interest of TOAK....

 
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