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Old 09-04-2020, 02:32 PM
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When midgets order pancakes do they always get the short stack?
 
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Old 09-04-2020, 02:35 PM
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I have a midget wrestling dvd, all the matches are short
 
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I have a midget wrestling dvd, all the matches are short
Would you be willing to let Lou borrow it?
 
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Old 09-04-2020, 02:39 PM
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Would you be willing to let Lou borrow it?
That's where I got it. The girl midgets wrestle nekkid!
 
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Old 09-04-2020, 02:41 PM
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That's where I got it. The girl midgets wrestle nekkid!
How silly of me, I misspelled my own name.
 
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Old 09-04-2020, 02:47 PM
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Did you hear about the Irishman that went to AA?
 
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Old 09-04-2020, 02:48 PM
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Me either
 
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Old 09-04-2020, 02:59 PM
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Is it offensive when a midget says your hair smells nice...
 
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Old 09-04-2020, 03:12 PM
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My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i’ve got 30 minutes to get out. That’s short notice.
 
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Midget is in the elevator with a woman.

He asks her "Can I smell your feet?"

The woman recoils, and says "No!"

The midget says "Then it must be your *****"
 
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