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Old 01-05-2019, 08:57 AM
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Our female drill taught us this one

You don’t bludgeon a seal because you need a meal
You do it cause you want to hear the little sucker squeal
You hit him in the head and you do it just for kicks
Then you poke out his eyes with an eye poking stick
 
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Old 01-05-2019, 08:59 AM
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Female drill instructor? Were you Air Force? That ain't right, boy.
 
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Old 01-05-2019, 09:01 AM
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PT will calm their asses down, Lou.

Cover and move, never attack a fortified front, proper flanking manuvers...
 

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Have ya looked behind you?
I sent it to MCC in spite of some unsolicited disgruntled customer advice I received.
 
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I sent it to MCC in spite of some unsolicited disgruntled customer advice I received.
I saw that, my reference was to your derriere.
 
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Old 01-05-2019, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Female drill instructor? Were you Air Force? That ain't right, boy.
U.S. Army, Ft Jackson, SC Sept-Nov 1992

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Cover and move, never attack a fortified front, propped flanking manuvers...
"Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man." - Gen. George S. Patton
 
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I know that butt chose to ignore it......
 
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
U.S. Army, Ft Jackson, SC Sept-Nov 1992



"Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man." - Gen. George S. Patton
Wow. I had no idea the Army had female instructors 25 years ago.....25 YEARS AGO? Damn, you be getting old.
 
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I'm only old because I have so many birthdays each year
 
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
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"Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man." - Gen. George S. Patton
Ask the French to tell ya about the Maginot Line. Patton was no dummy.
 


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