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One should not have to suffer.....
A truer word hath not been spake.
 
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Old 03-19-2020, 10:49 AM
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A truer word hath not been spake.
Ye olde soothsayer hath spake.... I vaguely remember having to read a book in " old English" in college. I didn't understand a friggin' thing that was in it.
 
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How doth one tactfully ask a "lady" if she has a dick?

Because I think our new member is from Bangkok.
 
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Old 03-19-2020, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by nevada72
How doth one tactfully ask a "lady" if she has a dick?

Because I think our new member is from Bangkok.
Easy....

Hey, does your dick get in the way when you scratch your *****?
 
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Originally Posted by nevada72
How doth one tactfully ask a "lady" if she has a dick?

Because I think our new member is from Bangkok.
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Easy....

Hey, does your dick get in the way when you scratch your *****?

Four days of self imposed quarantine and you guys have cabin fever already?
 
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Old 03-19-2020, 12:36 PM
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Life In Minnesota.
Now this really chaps my gizzards ........

 
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Old 03-19-2020, 12:50 PM
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Who stole the kieshka from the butcher shop............................
 
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At least they haven't rationed lutefisk!
 
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Quarantine my ***...making a Matchbox display shelf for Waylon....


 
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