TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
03-04-2020 | 01:12 PM
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Morning Lou, son got an honorable discharge about 9 months ago after his 4 years (believe it's been the long already!!) so he's good. I got damn internal hemorrhoid the size of a golf ball as of Sunday morning... never had one in my life now I got a dang donut at my desk and a packs of wipes, suppositories and creams.... Just got out of Walgreens, I've never been so embarrassed in my life! I actually bought two bottles of tequila to throw over the top of all the *** creams and stuff just to keep some sort of manhood. Cashier looked at me like I was stupid when she asked if "I wanted a bag" Hell yes I wanta bag, I got 4 lbs of yellow *** creams and wipes the size of a stop sign to carry to my truck...
Life is great
03-04-2020 | 01:26 PM
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03-04-2020 | 01:59 PM
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Morning Lou, son got an honorable discharge about 9 months ago after his 4 years (believe it's been the long already!!) so he's good. I got damn internal hemorrhoid the size of a golf ball as of Sunday morning... never had one in my life now I got a dang donut at my desk and a packs of wipes, suppositories and creams.... Just got out of Walgreens, I've never been so embarrassed in my life! I actually bought two bottles of tequila to throw over the top of all the *** creams and stuff just to keep some sort of manhood. Cashier looked at me like I was stupid when she asked if "I wanted a bag" Hell yes I wanta bag, I got 4 lbs of yellow *** creams and wipes the size of a stop sign to carry to my truck...
Life is great
Life is great
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03-04-2020 | 02:05 PM
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Morning Lou, son got an honorable discharge about 9 months ago after his 4 years (believe it's been the long already!!) so he's good. I got damn internal hemorrhoid the size of a golf ball as of Sunday morning... never had one in my life now I got a dang donut at my desk and a packs of wipes, suppositories and creams.... Just got out of Walgreens, I've never been so embarrassed in my life! I actually bought two bottles of tequila to throw over the top of all the *** creams and stuff just to keep some sort of manhood. Cashier looked at me like I was stupid when she asked if "I wanted a bag" Hell yes I wanta bag, I got 4 lbs of yellow *** creams and wipes the size of a stop sign to carry to my truck...
Life is great
Life is great
03-04-2020 | 02:32 PM
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Thank you for the "pro-tip" lol
I had to ride to a meeting last night, 125 miles round trip, it was grueling. At least I got to stand for 3 hours prior to heading home because I don't think I could have made the trip without stopping.
I had to ride to a meeting last night, 125 miles round trip, it was grueling. At least I got to stand for 3 hours prior to heading home because I don't think I could have made the trip without stopping.
03-04-2020 | 02:36 PM
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Oh, here's a Pro-Tip for you. A suppository will shoot out of your *** like a missle if your less than the 2nd knuckle deep.. Store that in the back of your memory bank.
03-04-2020 | 02:37 PM
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That may be more about aardvarks than I cared to know, Rich.