Enough with the excuses Russ ... a little sympathy among Toakers would be appreciated

 

Sympathy? Let’s talk man-cold!

 

Larry, I don't want to rush to judgement but you have to send a strong, no room for misinterpretation message. You're simply going to have to withhold sex.

 

I don't know Larry...…….based on what you're saying, she sounds like she may be untrainable.

But don't feel bad - they're all untrainable. Just ask them.

 

Whoa there Mick. Seems a little extreme for such a small infraction.

 

Bob I’m certain with the proper application of a shock collar, Larry could train her in a few days.

 

​​​​​​The BFH of correction. It will bring her into proper alignment almost immediately.

 

Larry, i have been guilty of making coffee and forgetting to put coffee grounds in, but I did push the button. Fortunately, I was able to correct the error before my wife saw it. I wouldn't want to burden my wife with the thought that her husband was not perfect...

 

I’m certain that just the threat of being without Larry’s attention would be enough to achieve compliance.

 

Finally a rationally thought out response !!