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Old 02-27-2020, 08:27 PM
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OK...since no one is biting, true story. Years ago when I had hair and there was no such thing as Google and airlines had good looking stewardesses, I was on a flight to some sales meeting. A little while into the flight, Two stewardesses are at the front of the plane and one asks " Does anyone know what "priapism" means, we can't figure it out?"...30 seconds or so go by with no answer. She asks again. I raise my hand and say " It's a medical condition". She says " What does it mean?"..now everyone is curious. I tell her " Come down here and I'll tell you , then you can decide if you want to tell everyone". They come down and I tell them " It's a condition of a permanent or long lasting erection that can be very painful"... They give me a OH expression then start laughing. She says " Free drinks for you on the rest of the flight".. They get up and start walking back and everyone's asking " What does it mean?".....She says " It's a medical condition" and starts laughing.
Did she fix anyones "condition?"
 
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Hey, Mark I!
 
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Hey, OG. We assume you're great, how is Bob Dog?
 
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Old 02-27-2020, 08:30 PM
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As I said, her back was really messed up.
When the tech came in he said, "This will fix you right up!"
Then he looked at the X-Ray and said, "Well, maybe not."
I would be worried about the maybe thing,...... but then again maybe not.
 
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Old 02-27-2020, 08:32 PM
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She was one of the lucky ones and hasn't had any trouble since, no side affects or other issues.
 
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Hey, OG. We assume you're great, how is Bob Dog?
Bob's good, getting big 42.8 pounds last vet check-in 2 weeks ago. He seems to have a condition of sorts. I heard the condition once referred to as spoiled,
 
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Evenin Woods! Been another busy few weeks.

Big server migration for werk. Going to be werkin my 2nd saturday in a row. Should make for a helluva OT check, though. Have to be at the office at 0600 for the hands on (or hand, in my case) part
Benjamin was diagnosed with ADHD. Doc put him on meds last week. Still waiting for them to fully take affect.
Benjamin turns 10 on Sunday.
Got to try Pappy Van Winkle (12 year) on Saturday. It was good and after 2 hours at a kids BDay party, it was a welcome relief
Had a couple of family health scares. Nephew (28) was rushed to the hospital with chest pains but was told it was acid reflux. BIL had a heart attack last night and had to get a stent due to a 99% blockage. Sister & BIL were supposed to come visit in March but won't be able to do so now.
I'm getting fatter...had to buy relaxed fit socks last week.

Hope y'all are all well
 
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She was one of the lucky ones and hasn't had any trouble since, no side affects or other issues.
I said to the Doc, tell me we aren't gonna revisit this in a year or so.
 
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My Pop had to have his Black & Tan Coon dog he adopted last year put down. Bad heart, he was suffering
 
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Hey, Marcus. Thanks for the family update but let's cut to the burning question we all want answered...are ya still using the ointment?
 


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