OK...since no one is biting, true story. Years ago when I had hair and there was no such thing as Google and airlines had good looking stewardesses, I was on a flight to some sales meeting. A little while into the flight, Two stewardesses are at the front of the plane and one asks " Does anyone know what "priapism" means, we can't figure it out?"...30 seconds or so go by with no answer. She asks again. I raise my hand and say " It's a medical condition". She says " What does it mean?"..now everyone is curious. I tell her " Come down here and I'll tell you , then you can decide if you want to tell everyone". They come down and I tell them " It's a condition of a permanent or long lasting erection that can be very painful"... They give me a OH expression then start laughing. She says " Free drinks for you on the rest of the flight".. They get up and start walking back and everyone's asking " What does it mean?".....She says " It's a medical condition" and starts laughing.

 

Al, sorry, I just assumed we all had a garden hose

 

The ones that expand to ten times their size when pressure is applied?

 

She got a little relief. Ended up having surgery. The disk in her back was pretty messed up. It will help most minor conditions temporarily.

 

Did they give you a reference for why they were asking?

 

Mick's hose is a grower, not a shower.

 

Had something to do with something they read....or maybe they were up front in the cockpit...

 

I was afraid you would include the word 'surgery'...I was hoping for priaprism.

 

As I said, her back was really messed up.
When the tech came in he said, "This will fix you right up!"
Then he looked at the X-Ray and said, "Well, maybe not."

 

That should be handy. Evening woods.