TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
02-15-2020, 12:25 PM
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02-15-2020, 12:27 PM
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Brings to mind many a year ago when I was shopping with my 3 year old son at the commissary on base. I told him not to grab stuff off the shelves and after a few final warnings he got the pop in the diaper which of course was witnessed by some snowflake woman.
As we made our way down the aisle, complete with the blubbering and another bubbles from the boy the woman stood there glaring at me as we approached. Finally having had enough of her unspoken words, I asked her if she “wanted some too” as we passed. She stomped her foot and strutted off into the bowels of the store.
As we made our way down the aisle, complete with the blubbering and another bubbles from the boy the woman stood there glaring at me as we approached. Finally having had enough of her unspoken words, I asked her if she “wanted some too” as we passed. She stomped her foot and strutted off into the bowels of the store.
I will say, I was on the snowflake end once while shopping. A nicely dressed father was with his 8ish year old daughter in the produce section. I'm not sure what she said or did but what I did hear was the father say - "How would you - like me - to put my foot - in your anus?"
The kid just got this "oh ****" expression and definitely went into quiet girl mode. I was tempted to say something but decided to mind my own. Besides, I didn't want his foot anywhere near my anus.
All right - off to work.
02-15-2020, 01:04 PM
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02-15-2020, 01:35 PM
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Well y'all are welcome to give my kiddo a swatt if he is out of line! Spare the rod, spoil the child!
02-15-2020, 01:42 PM
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But he's bigger than most of us & knows martial arts
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02-15-2020, 01:43 PM
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I had no idea, gotta be more careful what I put in here. 
I've spent many hours at tables just like those.
02-15-2020, 01:58 PM
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Mick ... Al's minion drawers would be a definite match ... you'd look great