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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Ask her if she knows Hunter.
I did but she gave me the “I don’t have a clue what you just said so I’ll stand here and look pretty until you say something else” stare. You know, the same way Al looks without the pretty part.
 
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Originally Posted by OGMarkwood
Yea yea, it's coming, I just applied to be an announcer for the Detroit Tigers. Let's see how that goes. In order to collect unemployment in the state of Michigan, you must apply for at least two jobs every week. I really want to be the defensive backs coach for the Detroit Lions but I haven't got a call or email yet.
You haven’t applied for Argos Pano, LLC, or Diamond L Garage Renovations have you?
 
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I did but she gave me the “I don’t have a clue what you just said so I’ll stand here and look pretty until you say something else” stare. You know, the same way Al looks without the pretty part.
You should encourage her, poor little thing, tell her she has something that Al doesn't. That should help.
 
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I am encouraging her, I’d even stoop so low as to ply her with alcohol.
 
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I did but she gave me the “I don’t have a clue what you just said so I’ll stand here and look pretty until you say something else” stare. You know, the same way Al looks without the pretty part.
Hey, you know that I can read...right?
 
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You haven’t applied for Argos Pano, LLC, or Diamond L Garage Renovations have you?
I haven't got there yet. Looks like the Bengals will need a QB coach. I hate Cincinnati but what can I do state law. If I don't apply for it, someone else may get the job.
 
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Oh, hey Al, didn’t see you standing over there.
 
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Al, what size door. I have a couple extra panels for a 16 foot door. You can have them if you come and get them.
 
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Hey, you know that I can read...right?

Dammit, Russ, we told ya not to print but did you listen?
 
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Originally Posted by OGMarkwood
I haven't got there yet. Looks like the Bengals will need a QB coach. I hate Cincinnati but what can I do state law. If I don't apply for it, someone else may get the job.
Good luck OG, they do need the help. You bring valuable motivational skills to the table, like “Throw the ****ing ball to the offense you loser!”
 


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