What the L are you guys talkin' about?

 

While we're at it...

A man took his wife to a county fair and one of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See? He mated 50 times last year ... once-a-week."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,"This bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."


NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more operations he will be OK.

 

The Lost History of the TOAK, apparently.

 

So it was a small lead pipe...….

 

Not a TOAK thread but one where a fella in Florida took exception to being called out for excessive internet bravado.
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If there isn't / wasn't there should be

 

And LOTS of it!

 

Ah.....I get it. And the small hands part?

 

You'll all have to forgive me if I'm a bit dense this evening. I am so overcome with joy to find out that the kid won't be leaving for China until March. I can honestly say, I am beside myself.

 

Wait, what happened? That can't suck enough.