TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
#6356
12-28-2018 | 04:44 PM
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From: On a hill among the hills, PA
Doc appointment didn't go so well, they want to knife my neck... C5- C7 disc issue, compressing a nerve or nerves, causing numbness in my right hand. Not too happy about it but doing nothing will result in more nerve damage which surgery may not correct. Going out to the grudge for a while and meditate, tear something apart or sniff some brake clean!
#6357
12-28-2018 | 04:46 PM
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Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 4,571
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From: Mpls, MN
We're south of woodtick so not much snow here in the metro, we do have 18 degree temps and about 3/4" of ice over everything from the snow/rain/sleet/ice storm.
Spent a couple hours in the garage trying to finish the kitchen cabinet, but with this much Ice, gonna stay home. old age and ice don't do well together it seems.
Speaking of age...
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said,
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Wait for it
The blonde said,
"No, just up to my **** ...
I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
Spent a couple hours in the garage trying to finish the kitchen cabinet, but with this much Ice, gonna stay home. old age and ice don't do well together it seems.
Speaking of age...
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said,
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Wait for it
The blonde said,
"No, just up to my **** ...
I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
#6358
12-28-2018 | 04:47 PM
Big Kahuna HDF Member
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 40,434
Likes: 3,567
From: N.E PA
Doc appointment didn't go so well, they want to knife my neck... C5- C7 disc issue, compressing a nerve or nerves, causing numbness in my right hand. Not too happy about it but doing nothing will result in more nerve damage which surgery may not correct. Going out to the grudge for a while and meditate, tear something apart or sniff some brake clean!
#6359
12-28-2018 | 04:47 PM
Elite HDF Member
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 4,571
Likes: 119
From: Mpls, MN
Doc appointment didn't go so well, they want to knife my neck... C5- C7 disc issue, compressing a nerve or nerves, causing numbness in my right hand. Not too happy about it but doing nothing will result in more nerve damage which surgery may not correct. Going out to the grudge for a while and meditate, tear something apart or sniff some brake clean!
Alw
