69 degree's in Texas huh...no big deal.
Here it was far enough above freezing to go chop some of the ice off the back steps..so there....
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however> wrote: They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee
so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she
would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair
of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had
a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said.....
From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you..
Just remember them famous words.
When going the the relatives never car pool.
Always have an escape vehicle in case it goes bad.
2 chihuahuas and a pretty good missus....no complaints about lonely here....but it does feel empty...w/out her parents comin up and of course losing a pet kinda killed the holiday spirit for me.......been kinda not myself since....Quit drinking.....still throw a buck at a horse or a number....oh well carry on Merry Christmas wooders
Spent the last 5 days on the bike roaming Arkansas and NE Oklahoma. Not too crazy, around 800 miles. Cold when we left, damn nice riding back home today. Stopped at the cemetery in Eastern Oklahoma where a lot of my family is buried, to leave some Christmas Eve flowers and remembrance. Left flowers on my Uncles grave, whom I never met. Died before I was born, but Dad said his big brother was his hero, so that's good enough for me....
Spent the last 5 days on the bike roaming Arkansas and NE Oklahoma. Not too crazy, around 800 miles. Cold when we left, damn nice riding back home today. Stopped at the cemetery in Eastern Oklahoma where a lot of my family is buried, to leave some Christmas Eve flowers and remembrance. Left flowers on my Uncles grave, whom I never met. Died before I was born, but Dad said his big brother was his hero, so that's good enough for me....
damn 29 years.....sure he wasn't a rock singer?? All kidding aside thats way to young
Merry Christmas, to ALL the Woods, near and far, past and present.
And to the lurkers that wish they were part of this grand experiment of internet frivolity turned into true friendships.
Wasn't there a song about The Girl From Ishpeming.... in the 60s ?
I believe so Stan. It's heard in elevators all across America.
Evening gents! Grueling day. But the house will be, more or less, ready for the festivities tomorrow. Cheryl and the kid are decorating the tree. Christmas jazz is playing, and I am sipping a cheap Cab. Life could be worse.
12-24-2019 | 04:16 PM
