TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
#5951
Electrical tape takes care of engine light problems. fwiw
Been a great X mas here, last Friday main drain plugged up, plumber said sat morning, Sunday at 12:15 am he shows up, then got to deal with partiality flooded basement.
Then thought I had food poisoning, but on the phone nurse says probably vertigo, and it'll probably go away in a few days.
Now we have rain coming, turning to ice, then turning to snow coming tonight.
Bah Humbug...
Speaking of ice...
As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Montana and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
Ya all have a great new year!
Alw
Been a great X mas here, last Friday main drain plugged up, plumber said sat morning, Sunday at 12:15 am he shows up, then got to deal with partiality flooded basement.
Then thought I had food poisoning, but on the phone nurse says probably vertigo, and it'll probably go away in a few days.
Now we have rain coming, turning to ice, then turning to snow coming tonight.
Bah Humbug...
Speaking of ice...
As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Montana and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
Ya all have a great new year!
Alw
#5952
Watt did you expect me say? I've mediated over electrical issues...ohm, ohm.....because I found the current methods were not ample.
#5953