Grocery shopping is wimmens work.

I’ll send end my wife tomorrow when the store and the shelves are a little more cleared out.

 

I saw a picture of it once so I know it’s green. Almost festive, like a Christmas colors.

 

No way!...I did go to the liquor store and it wasn't busy at all..

 

Hey, Craig!
You need to pretend you know so you can get all the MILF louies.

Mick, I made the mistake of venturing out to pick up a couple stocking stuffer things. Pandemonium is the correct term for where ever I ventured.

 

Yeah but can you count and cipher up the totals or do the 5"s and 1's confuse you?

 

Crap! I should’ve checked here first before making that decision. I wonder what she’d say if I just showed up and said I just wanted to spend more time with her?


I can’t get past nickels and dimes.

 

I hate that 10..20..30..40...uh..45...uh where was I...10...20...30...

 

Look Lou! Plastic straw.

 

Hey, Chris..you know in some countries, like California, that's illegal..

 

Im confused