TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
#5711
12-24-2018, 06:54 PM
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Good evening gentlemen ... In the spirit of Christmas I wish you all a warm and wonderful night and a great tomorrow
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12-24-2018, 07:01 PM
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12-24-2018, 07:14 PM
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12-24-2018, 07:25 PM
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12-24-2018, 07:26 PM
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12-24-2018, 07:30 PM
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12-24-2018, 07:33 PM
Just passing through and wanted to wish you all a very Merry Christmas!
We're heading out to KY early tomorrow to spend the afternoon at my father's.
Happy Holidays to those who celebrate it differently!
We're heading out to KY early tomorrow to spend the afternoon at my father's.
Happy Holidays to those who celebrate it differently!
#5718
12-24-2018, 07:39 PM
Not much family left, just the wife and I today and dinner with the SIL's tomorrow.
Just not what it used to be when the family was bigger.
Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to ya all, hope the new year does well by ya.
Be well my friends and be safe.
Alw
oh..almost forgot....
Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch; writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a virgin -- in every vay.
The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your ***** in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can. He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said: "Olaf...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied:
"Look at dis Lena ... Still in DA CRATE!"
Just not what it used to be when the family was bigger.
Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to ya all, hope the new year does well by ya.
Be well my friends and be safe.
Alw
oh..almost forgot....
Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch; writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a virgin -- in every vay.
The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your ***** in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can. He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said: "Olaf...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied:
"Look at dis Lena ... Still in DA CRATE!"
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12-24-2018, 08:10 PM
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12-24-2018, 08:12 PM
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