"Salmon Stan" ... has a rather unique ring to it :>)

 

Sammy Stan?

 

Stalmon. New color, manly, yet still sensitive enough for a BMW.

 

Christmas decorating has me in a holiday spirit and deserves a song. Let's all sing along...;
Dick and ***** wet lips from Hollie..fa la la lalalla
Doff we now our spare apparel....fa la lalalalal
Ho is the ancient hooker Carol falalalalalalal

(feel free to add)

 

Before we continue with the holiday music may I let you all know something. Stan uses zip ties as hair bows.

 

Needs some work before it can be considered with the likes of Shakespeare, Frost, Dickinson, Caffeine Buzz.....

 

I don't know who those 3 guys with the Nobel Laureate medals are but that other guy is Caffeine Buzz!

This is Larry's Dad's favorite joke, ya know.

 

A little something we came up with on the bus :>)

( Think "Dashing through the snow" )

Driving down the road
in a great big yellow bus
We're not having fun,
anyone of us
We ride a bus in Brighton
and some days it's a chore
because they're old jalopies
with holes through ot the floor

Ohh rust and smoke
The door is broke
The left front wheel fell off
We tried to stop
Now what do we do
The heat is cool
we're low on fuel
What else can I say
I guess we should be happy that we made it safe today

We spent the day in school
really getting smart
We come out after school, of course the bus won't start
everyone's excited, no need to make a fuss
We'll just call the garage, they'll send another bus

 

Ya, I got a lot of complaints when they were used as wrist restraints.......

 

No it's not!