TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
11-25-2019, 06:56 PM
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Well I've decided to change gears and re-assume the Mom's ******* boyfriend role. I had the audacity to tell the kid to clean his bedroom and bathroom yesterday. His version of cleaning is to wait until after all the football games are over, spray some self cleaning toilet cleaner in the toilet, and flush. The bedroom got a similarly thorough cleanse. This was after Cheryl and I got into a heated conversation over his contributions, or lack thereof, to the household. And that little **** still sits on his *** and lets us fight, instead of simply doing what I asked him to do. So this morning I told Cheryl he's going to need to "actually clean" them, not just spend a half assed 5 minutes. So what does she do, she starts cleaning his bathroom. So tell them both that he needs to clean it, not her. And the kid goes off on me. It was pretty much a bunch of nonsense not worth repeating. I cut him off and told him - "You better stop yelling at me. This is my house - not yours". He decides his move is to say "Or what?" Lol.....just the opening I was looking for - "Or your *** is out of here!"
Well, he basically started in with the F bombs and Cheryl tried to diffuse the situation. I just laughed and walked away. Then she tries to talk some common sense to him and all I hear is 'I'm an F'ng adult - he can't talk to me that way!" Yeah.....and adult that's too lazy to lift the toilet lid and pees all over it. An adult that sits around all day and plays video games.
He left in a huff to go to work, which apparently him working is somehow doing me a favor. I told Cheryl I was sorry she was in the middle of this, but I won't tolerate that level of disrespect under my roof. She told me he didn't feel appreciated.....it took me a very long time to stop laughing.
Well, he basically started in with the F bombs and Cheryl tried to diffuse the situation. I just laughed and walked away. Then she tries to talk some common sense to him and all I hear is 'I'm an F'ng adult - he can't talk to me that way!" Yeah.....and adult that's too lazy to lift the toilet lid and pees all over it. An adult that sits around all day and plays video games.
He left in a huff to go to work, which apparently him working is somehow doing me a favor. I told Cheryl I was sorry she was in the middle of this, but I won't tolerate that level of disrespect under my roof. She told me he didn't feel appreciated.....it took me a very long time to stop laughing.
I will say this, if you are still in his life in 8 years or so I imagine he will apologize to you and man up, if not sooner. Tons of growing up happens between 20 and 30.
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11-25-2019, 06:59 PM
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HAHAHAHAHa.
....Jeez, now you guys tell me!..I finished it today 
....Jeez, now you guys tell me!..I finished it today
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Uncle Larry (11-25-2019)
11-25-2019, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by BARACU View Post
Bob, how old is this "kid"?
22 going on 14
Time to put his" big boy pants" on ....
Bob, how old is this "kid"?
22 going on 14
Time to put his" big boy pants" on ....
11-25-2019, 07:01 PM
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Will and 1/8 of a tank get him there? Maybe he can find a charging station along the way.
11-25-2019, 07:03 PM
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Bob, I'm not even gonna mention how I would react if the young man dropped F-Bombs at me or in my presence. His feelings would have been hurt.
I will say this, if you are still in his life in 8 years or so I imagine he will apologize to you and man up, if not sooner. Tons of growing up happens between 20 and 30.
I will say this, if you are still in his life in 8 years or so I imagine he will apologize to you and man up, if not sooner. Tons of growing up happens between 20 and 30.
11-25-2019, 07:04 PM
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I am the only.one to ask if she is hot, and if so, we need pics for proof?
11-25-2019, 07:06 PM
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11-25-2019, 07:08 PM
Bob, post link to pics of weather girl.
11-25-2019, 07:12 PM
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Bob, I'm not even gonna mention how I would react if the young man dropped F-Bombs at me or in my presence. His feelings would have been hurt.
I will say this, if you are still in his life in 8 years or so I imagine he will apologize to you and man up, if not sooner. Tons of growing up happens between 20 and 30.
I will say this, if you are still in his life in 8 years or so I imagine he will apologize to you and man up, if not sooner. Tons of growing up happens between 20 and 30.
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11-25-2019, 07:12 PM
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