TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
Bob, I don't feel so bad now. I just spent almost an hour taking apart an old dead steam mop and managed to salvage about 30 self tapping screws and a very nice 15 foot electric cord.
While you guys are doing “constructive” stuff, I’m installing switch/plug plates, lighting fixtures and ceiling fans.
Yeah...while you guys are doing sensible stuff, I'm doing CRAZY stuff....I'm good at CRAZY.... buahahahahh.. Arctic palm leaves are attached and doing trunk lights. Was originally going with 200...looks skimpy...400 it is!
You're gonna need more zip ties.
Monday Greetings Fellows of the WoodMiesterShip.
Recoop is over, back to shuffle today.
Not posting much lately, I know, that's not playing nice.
Can you forgive me ?
(Hahaha ....love that meme Russ. Just had to use it ....... )
Recoop is over, back to shuffle today.
Not posting much lately, I know, that's not playing nice.
Can you forgive me ?
(Hahaha ....love that meme Russ. Just had to use it ....... )
Well I've decided to change gears and re-assume the Mom's ******* boyfriend role. I had the audacity to tell the kid to clean his bedroom and bathroom yesterday. His version of cleaning is to wait until after all the football games are over, spray some self cleaning toilet cleaner in the toilet, and flush. The bedroom got a similarly thorough cleanse. This was after Cheryl and I got into a heated conversation over his contributions, or lack thereof, to the household. And that little **** still sits on his *** and lets us fight, instead of simply doing what I asked him to do. So this morning I told Cheryl he's going to need to "actually clean" them, not just spend a half assed 5 minutes. So what does she do, she starts cleaning his bathroom. So tell them both that he needs to clean it, not her. And the kid goes off on me. It was pretty much a bunch of nonsense not worth repeating. I cut him off and told him - "You better stop yelling at me. This is my house - not yours". He decides his move is to say "Or what?" Lol.....just the opening I was looking for - "Or your *** is out of here!"
Well, he basically started in with the F bombs and Cheryl tried to diffuse the situation. I just laughed and walked away. Then she tries to talk some common sense to him and all I hear is 'I'm an F'ng adult - he can't talk to me that way!" Yeah.....and adult that's too lazy to lift the toilet lid and pees all over it. An adult that sits around all day and plays video games.
He left in a huff to go to work, which apparently him working is somehow doing me a favor. I told Cheryl I was sorry she was in the middle of this, but I won't tolerate that level of disrespect under my roof. She told me he didn't feel appreciated.....it took me a very long time to stop laughing.
Well, he basically started in with the F bombs and Cheryl tried to diffuse the situation. I just laughed and walked away. Then she tries to talk some common sense to him and all I hear is 'I'm an F'ng adult - he can't talk to me that way!" Yeah.....and adult that's too lazy to lift the toilet lid and pees all over it. An adult that sits around all day and plays video games.
He left in a huff to go to work, which apparently him working is somehow doing me a favor. I told Cheryl I was sorry she was in the middle of this, but I won't tolerate that level of disrespect under my roof. She told me he didn't feel appreciated.....it took me a very long time to stop laughing.
Appreciated? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You know Bob, I think you should bring Al up, he’ll straighten him out!