Now you know why I like my evenings alone... I'm surprised she liked Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime.

She probably wouldn't find "Cat **** One" as amusing as I did -

 

A mental image wouldn’t be as entertaining as being right there with popcorn.

 

In the military there is a term...collateral damage. You don't want to be near ground zero.

 

Animal violence reminds me, saw this recently. Wish that was the squirrel that ruined 6 or 7 of my butternut squash. First one that's escaped the traps several times so far. Open a window, he's gone before I can aim...

 

Or associated with it in any shape or form....

 

Im thinking he may have taken a direct hit. He’s MIA. Probably made his own sandwich.

 

That’s ridiculous, how would he know how to make a sammich?

 

Hes a smart cookie. He either googled or YouTubed it.

 

Or cheated and went with Skip the Dishes

 

Again, pure fantasy. Only certain people are equipped with the ability to create children and sammiches.