Sorry to hear that Mick. Maybe show this to Mrs Mick...

 

They make sammiches at the strip club?

 

The nicer places do. Friend told me that.

 

About a month late but harvest is almost finished. Now the students can begin to screw it up in the name of education.

 

So...you heard it through the grapevine?

 

Here's my sheetrock job. A handsome devil did it. Not fast, or even very good. But free is free.

 

Nice door, Bob!

 

Downright fabulous. Who did the stain?

 

Hey, Mick....how bad was the accident?

 

No estimate yet. My truck is gonna need hood, grill, bumper, front fascia, headlights. Long story but the burrito truck girl was attempting to merge into a freeway. She was followed by a guy in a pickup, also attempting to merge. Both cut in from of me, burrito girl stops dead, guy who jumped in front of me hits her, I hit him.

trooper says normally the guy from the rear, Me, would be at fault but based on their statements the guy in the middle cut off my stopping area so no citation for me and his report reflects same.

Odd coincidence....what are the chances we all have same insurance co.

I am going with the....Hey, what in hell were you doing letting an unlicensed driver operate your commercial vehicle ?