TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
09-19-2019, 09:29 AM
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OK, Chris...we're gonna help ya with this first one. Go in there. You can either have it pre-prepared or ask her for a pen and piece of paper. You write....Happy Birthday, Marcus. She will hold it while you take the picture. NO ONE HAS EVER FAILED AT THIS.
The secret is in the presentation. Generally a simple....I have a friend I ride with who is having a birthday and I couldn't make it to Colorado or ….My friend would have been with me today but he is walking the dogs at the local animal shelter and I know this would mean a great deal to him....be creative and good luck!
The secret is in the presentation. Generally a simple....I have a friend I ride with who is having a birthday and I couldn't make it to Colorado or ….My friend would have been with me today but he is walking the dogs at the local animal shelter and I know this would mean a great deal to him....be creative and good luck!
I always go in with the story ....
"Hey, I belong to an HD forum with other sex-crazed (starved) Neanderthals and we pretend it's this one dude's birthday frequently so I can convince you to hold this sign and post it up world-wide, for our ogling pleasure. Sound Good? "
Hasn't failed me yet. LOL
09-19-2019, 09:29 AM
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What?
I always go in with the story ....
"Hey, I belong to an HD forum with other sex-crazed (starved) Neanderthals and we pretend it's this one dude's birthday frequently so I can convince you to hold this sign and post it up world-wide, for our ogling pleasure. Sound Good? "
Hasn't failed me yet. LOL
I always go in with the story ....
"Hey, I belong to an HD forum with other sex-crazed (starved) Neanderthals and we pretend it's this one dude's birthday frequently so I can convince you to hold this sign and post it up world-wide, for our ogling pleasure. Sound Good? "
Hasn't failed me yet. LOL
09-19-2019, 09:30 AM
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We've been trained for years by Izzo, no camel toes and I assumed that meant no exposed vulvas or labia majora as well.
I saved them though!
Vulgar language, images, memes and other offensive material including, but not limited to, sex, gender, race, nudity or pornography is not tolerated here. The HDForums staff shall be the sole judges of what does and what does not violate the boards’ standards.
We've been trained for years by Izzo, no camel toes and I assumed that meant no exposed vulvas or labia majora as well.
I saved them though!
09-19-2019, 09:31 AM
What?
I always go in with the story ....
"Hey, I belong to an HD forum with other sex-crazed (starved) Neanderthals and we pretend it's this one dude's birthday frequently so I can convince you to hold this sign and post it up world-wide, for our ogling pleasure. Sound Good? "
Hasn't failed me yet. LOL
I always go in with the story ....
"Hey, I belong to an HD forum with other sex-crazed (starved) Neanderthals and we pretend it's this one dude's birthday frequently so I can convince you to hold this sign and post it up world-wide, for our ogling pleasure. Sound Good? "
Hasn't failed me yet. LOL
09-19-2019, 09:34 AM
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Morning Russ.....
As a testament to my method, all you have to do is count the number of birthday pictures I have personally posted for Markus !
As a testament to my method, all you have to do is count the number of birthday pictures I have personally posted for Markus !
09-19-2019, 09:45 AM
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No problem bro. I was just kidding I thought that lil slice of meat might get dinged (I'm sure it did later, she was pretty hammered). All good in the hood.
09-19-2019, 10:03 AM
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Campus is crazy today! I have noted that the students are ready to making a first good impression! Sorry. no pics.
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09-19-2019, 10:04 AM
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Probably get deleted anyway Lou :>)
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09-19-2019, 10:13 AM
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HDF Rule #1
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We've been trained for years by Izzo, no camel toes and I assumed that meant no exposed vulvas or labia majora as well.
I saved them though!
Vulgar language, images, memes and other offensive material including, but not limited to, sex, gender, race, nudity or pornography is not tolerated here. The HDForums staff shall be the sole judges of what does and what does not violate the boards’ standards.
We've been trained for years by Izzo, no camel toes and I assumed that meant no exposed vulvas or labia majora as well.
I saved them though!
Sure, just start making up werds!
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09-19-2019, 10:14 AM
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What?
I always go in with the story ....
"Hey, I belong to an HD forum with other sex-crazed (starved) Neanderthals and we pretend it's this one dude's birthday frequently so I can convince you to hold this sign and post it up world-wide, for our ogling pleasure. Sound Good? "
Hasn't failed me yet. LOL
I always go in with the story ....
"Hey, I belong to an HD forum with other sex-crazed (starved) Neanderthals and we pretend it's this one dude's birthday frequently so I can convince you to hold this sign and post it up world-wide, for our ogling pleasure. Sound Good? "
Hasn't failed me yet. LOL