I thought perhaps you would suggest I place something in an **** cavity. "Shove it up your ......." LOL

Closing on house number 2 tomorrow and house number 1 in October giving us what should be ample time to move.
God help us. After 20 years of collecting stuff I wasn't planning on packing.......

 

Trust me Mick, the drive by was all I could handle for one day.

 

Your misanthropy is showing.....

 

I enjoy the company of people who know which end is up, have social skills, know when to shut the hell up and are generally considered nice folk. To hell with the rest.

 

 

May i add..."and know when to leave" to that.

 

Of course, Al. All visitors, family, friend, in-in law or outlaw, are like fish....they have a 3 day shelf life.

We have been watching the Seinfeld series about Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Jay Leno told this joke and we have laughed about it for days...silly as it is.

2 old fellas are walking down a dirt road and see a large hole. They wonder how deep it is. One of them says, Hey, there's an anvil over there, let's toss it in. They do so and after 7 or 8 seconds they hear a thud as the anvil hits bottom.

About that time a rancher comes toward them and says....Have you seen my goat? The guys say they haven't and ask if the goat is lost. The rancher says...That's impossible, I had him chained to an anvil.

Rim shot!

 

Fixed it for you.

 

Let's just flesh out that list....how about the idiots who go out an exit door about 6 feet and stop dead in their tracks to check their phone for messages or calls?

The morons who walk down parking lot aisles at a 45 degree angle.

 

I would have estimated more of an oblique angle of the parking lot walkers, something more like 60° to achieve the maximum irritation factor.