Yeah, on Wednesdays we could have the 'Black Eye Reply'.

 

That's exactly what I'm saying Stan. We've all been there. Fortunately for me Cheryl ranks about a 3 on the bitchface scale. She's just not very good at it. That one in the pic is at a 9, and I suspect her scale goes to 11.

For the rest of you -

 

I can assure you all that after ( almost ) 50 years of "looks" I've seen / earned them all ... actually the change in rhythmic breathing is the first clue that the "Bit¢h Face" is imminent

 

Mobile fly by. Headed to a house to look for missing body parts.

 

Larry has our smpathy married to a red-head but then Mick's Sherri has some ethnic fire-blood in her too !
Tammy can get to a 5, and I sometimes earn it LOL.
My Ex was a master and could take that horrendous face off the gol-dang charts !

 

That's some Phd level stuff there Larry. I'm no where near monitoring Cheryl's breathing or pulse rate for clues. Sounds like a bitchface barometer.

I could use that. It always catches me by surprise.

 

She is Latina....it's in their DNA.

 

I was going to say, the women that hail from romance language countries can really dial it up. Seemingly without effort.

 

Head on a swivel Bob ! Head on a swivel.

They do have their redeeming qualities too I'm sure .... All I ever married was white, northern farm gals ...... (stifling a yawn .......)
No big complaints though :-)

 

Try olive oil and saran wrap.