TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
I'm back, watch out for the cows, they'll ruin your life.
It's far too humid to paint right now and unless it burns off I won't be able to today. Went for a short ride and met a friend for coffee. Now I'm going to work around here I guess, doing stuff.
It's far too humid to paint right now and unless it burns off I won't be able to today. Went for a short ride and met a friend for coffee. Now I'm going to work around here I guess, doing stuff.
Late morning check in. Should be a hot one today. Kiddo has a birthday party sleep over today at 1:00. Mama and I are going to hit the beach. I will finally be able to finish my book.
Next book is Its Your Ship.
Next book is Its Your Ship.
Howdy all, hope ya all are doing well.
Old age and arthritis have finally struck enough so I'll be selling the Wide Glide this summer.
Hate to see it go, but just don't feel safe on it anymore.
Been a hell of a ride, but I guess it's over.
Wife says maybe a three wheeler, maybe but they sure get a ton of money for them.
Anyway, I still come here and visit to see what ya are all doing and if ya get up this way, the beers cold.
Here's an oldie for ya...
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, and, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar she asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”
The bar went silent as patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, “Give the ballerina a drink!”
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, “Give the ballerina another drink!”
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, “Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?”
The drunk replied, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!
Be well, be safe.
Al
Old age and arthritis have finally struck enough so I'll be selling the Wide Glide this summer.
Hate to see it go, but just don't feel safe on it anymore.
Been a hell of a ride, but I guess it's over.
Wife says maybe a three wheeler, maybe but they sure get a ton of money for them.
Anyway, I still come here and visit to see what ya are all doing and if ya get up this way, the beers cold.
Here's an oldie for ya...
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, and, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar she asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”
The bar went silent as patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, “Give the ballerina a drink!”
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, “Give the ballerina another drink!”
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, “Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?”
The drunk replied, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!
Be well, be safe.
Al
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NoRegerts (08-24-2019)
Alw, been wondering where you're at. Good to see ya posting, don't stop....the Norwegian jokes are always great. Sorry to hear you're considering no more riding but only we know when our time is right. Whatever decision ya make will be the correct one, I'm sure.
Afternoon Woods! Reboot went well. Getting the house appraised for a refi. Been doing a deep clean & over did it. Sides are sore, back too.. Ain't that a bitch? I can't use most of my left side but I can feel pain there