Larry, denying your maltodextrin dependency is not the way to get that monkey off your back. There are programs.

 

I'm on my phone and it automatically corrected the right spelling with the wrong spelling. I fixed it already.

 

Where is that meat boiler Jack?

 

Russ....I think it's the stuff cows eat before they turn it into cow patties......or , maybe after.

 

Last night, laying around with the missus and she commented that she needed to shave her legs. I laughed out
loud and reminded her where she was and that personal grooming as in shaving is optional out here on the leftist coast. She said she was going to go against the tide and risk being labeled.

 

But did you put here in her place by ripping a loud fart?

 

Fixed it for you Russ....

 

Mornin Woods

 

What’s this is hear about hair racism?

 

Mornin, Jose. How are things with Mom and Dad?