I do hope you copied some of our favorites on the missive.....

 

Of course

 

Mornin, Larry...I think I found the answer for both Al and Bob...and all the rest of us....

 

Mow and aerate in one pass. Those shoes don’t appear to be very sensible.

 

Probably drinks Lagunitas IPA....WNH.

 

Thanks, I responded appropriately.

 

Did I ever tell you guys the story about hiring a kid to cut the *&^&* grass? When the previous owner had the house next door, I got him a neighborhood kid to do the lawn. I ask him " Doobs, how much to do mine?" He says " You don't have much, how about $15?" I took out my wallet and gave him $150 and said " Let me know when this runs out". About a week later my wife says " Did I see Doobs cutting our grass?" I said , " Yep, I hired him to do it"..She says " I can't believe that you're paying somebody to cu that little bit of grass".. My Answer " Then you *&^%^&* do it and I'll give you the $15!"......end of that discussion.

 

Al, I gotta say that story was a huge let down...I thought it was gonna end with ******** never mowing again, you chasing him down (on your motorcycle, of course) and thrashing him within an inch of his life.

 

I am gonna just leave this without comment and see if anyone else here laughs out loud....after a few guesses the big reveal as to my mirth!

 

Nope, good kid and at the time, Chief of Police's son....