TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
Two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon.
After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know if it would make us kin, but it sure would make us even.
After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know if it would make us kin, but it sure would make us even.
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soft 02 (06-21-2019)
Meh. Some Montana bourbon. It's better than what I drink at home. I'll have to buy a bottle next time I'm in Montana.
Mornin Doc, today I take the fifth wheel across the state to drop it off at the dealer. They’re going to repair the damaged body metal, from when my tire came apart on the highway. Should have it done in a week.