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Old 06-08-2019, 11:57 PM
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Um, I thought that was from Russ.
Once I read it was from you, Mick, I laughed and laughed.

Paula apologizes.


I still am laughing.
 
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Old 06-08-2019, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
Damn Mick, I thought y’all had executing or run those people out of your state. I’m amazed that your bacon wrapped shrimp did not have some sort of bourgeois affect on them.
Sumbitches flew in from Wisconsin. Family of the birthday baby.
 
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Old 06-09-2019, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
..........Alcohol was no solace.
I don’t think you put your heart into it.
 
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Old 06-09-2019, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Sumbitches flew in from Wisconsin. Family of the birthday baby.
No way I could have restrained myself......
 
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Old 06-09-2019, 12:06 AM
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I only said 'You are absolutely wrong' about 15 times.
 
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Old 06-09-2019, 12:10 AM
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I can see you used your best powers of persuasion. I have found that while we can lead a horse to water, most of us balk at sucking his *** to make him drink.
 
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Old 06-09-2019, 12:16 AM
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After asking one of them how they would feel if the police came to them and said they had no evidence of a crime having been committed but would like to investigate them just in case and the reply was...

That is how all police investigations go....

I knew it was hopeless.
 
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Old 06-09-2019, 12:20 AM
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Wow Mick, just wow. How do these people walk and breathe at the same time?
 
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Old 06-09-2019, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Gentlemen, this evening was the worst social experience I have had in about 20 years.

Buncha effing liberals with misbehaved dogs and a frothing desire for impeachment of the President.

Of course my wife was enamored of all the foo foo baby **** so we had to stay to the bitter end.

Alcohol was no solace.
That is why I insist on attending such functions in my own vehicle....That way I can leave at any time and the OL can stay as long as she likes.
 
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Old 06-09-2019, 04:22 AM
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Mornin Woods, one and all. Today I must get serious and get that &^%##@#$%^ swimming pool up and running. My yearly dread since 1977.
 


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