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Marcus....tell'em to take 2 aspirin and call you in the morning.
 
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Hey Mark!

Isn't that always?
 
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Doc!

Get any damage over there?
 
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Never let it be said those who thirst for knowledge cannot be refreshed in the TOAK...

 
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Time to fire up the BBQ!



 
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Originally Posted by DanHappy
Is the bright light on the top right of the pic a UFO? They may want to take your scoot for a ride....

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That would be a relief, Dan. Last time I was abducted by a UFO the little bastards only wanted me for sexual relations with their females.
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
That would be a relief, Dan. Last time I was abducted by a UFO the little bastards only wanted me for sexual relations with their females.
You assume they were females!
 
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You assume they were females!
They had to be, Tim, before I forced myself upon them they claimed to have a headache.
 
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Can someone translate.



 
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Originally Posted by soft 02
Can someone translate.


1. What you looking at, Gringo?
2. OH, my sister? Yes, she's a virgin, too.
3. Does your attorney know you are looking at me that way?
4. I have your wife on speed dial, pay up.

Actually:

When you go to the grocery store you find a divorce in person.
 
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