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Old 05-07-2019, 09:56 AM
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Morning all, hope this severe weather mentioned misses ya all.

Watch the round up, appears to be a lawsuit against them.

Beautiful day here, might even take the bike out for a ride.

Hopefully a day brightener for ya..

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.
After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.


At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery.The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.


The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.


But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy!


They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.





Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue;They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.



Be safe, be well.



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Good morning, Woodticks!
 
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Afternoon Alw and Don!
 
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Afternoon Woods
 
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Old 05-07-2019, 12:40 PM
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It’s pouring rain down here
 
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It’s pouring rain down here
81* AND SUNNY WITH A VERY LIGHT BREEZE HERE!.....
 
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Old 05-07-2019, 01:14 PM
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81* AND SUNNY WITH A VERY LIGHT BREEZE HERE!.....

Shaddup Al!!!!
 
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Old 05-07-2019, 01:24 PM
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Afternoon Woodsnitzes. 77° here, and a passing rainshower dumped .06" rain in 5 minutes. Big storms tomorrow.
 

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Shaddup Al!!!!
Buahahahaahaha....
 
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Old 05-07-2019, 01:35 PM
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It rains so heavily the the streets all flood with enough water to reach the headlights on most cars.
It drains within a couple hours. Still it’s some heavy waterfall we’re getting.
 


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