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Old 04-16-2019 | 09:59 AM
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Sssssuuuuppp TOAKrs ?
 
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Old 04-16-2019 | 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by fireman031967
Morning Russ, you get to stay home for a couple of days?
I have a trip this weekend unless another pops up pretty soon
 
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Old 04-16-2019 | 10:15 AM
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Nice to be home for a little bit I bet to get some things settled at the new place.

Morning Stan!
 
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Old 04-16-2019 | 10:18 AM
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Morning all, safe and well I hope?

Nothing exciting happening, weather is improving and may get the scooter out this weekend.

A little something to hopefully amuse ya..

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.The daughter said to her mother,

My hands are freezing cold.'
The mother replied,


Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up.'
The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,


'My hands are freezing cold.'
The girl replied,
Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.'

He did and warmed his hands.


The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, 'My nose is cold.'
The girl replied
Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up.'
He did and warmed his nose.

The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said,
My ***** is frozen solid.'

The next day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again,
and she asks,
'Have you ever heard of a *****?'
Concerned the mother said,
'Why yes.... why do you ask?'

The daughter replies,

'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!'



Alw
 
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Old 04-16-2019 | 10:20 AM
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Morning Al, hope you’re doing well and that you, Stan and Moldy are finally thawing out.
 
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Old 04-16-2019 | 10:26 AM
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Mornin, Woods, Woodettes and lurkers.
 
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Old 04-16-2019 | 10:28 AM
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Hello Mick. Are you under the severe weather warning for tomorrow like we are?
 
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Old 04-16-2019 | 10:31 AM
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Yes, looks like tomorrow after 7PM. We are not in the highest threat zone, about 60% chance at this point.
 
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Old 04-16-2019 | 10:37 AM
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We’ll see how this pans out. Gonna get the King out today and stretch the legs
 
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Old 04-16-2019 | 11:13 AM
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Mornin' my peeps... Dry and chilly, but dry none the less. Killed bugs all the way to work!
 


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