TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
04-15-2019, 10:05 AM
Mornin, Russ.
Friend of Sherri had a birthday soiree yesterday. At a gay club. Believe it or not they had 2 drag queens doing a comedy routine.
Laughed til my sides hurt.
Friend of Sherri had a birthday soiree yesterday. At a gay club. Believe it or not they had 2 drag queens doing a comedy routine.
Laughed til my sides hurt.
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Been many years since I had morels. Had grandparents that lived close to the Missouri river, and previous floods had covered the area they lived in with light gray silt, had lots of morels in the woods and shady spots. Only morels I've had that had a bit of oyster flavor to them, thought they were delicious. Had morel roadside stands on the area highways in season, and they weren't cheap!
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Fried in a little bit of butter with some garlic sat, you can't beat them! If you buy them they are fairly expensive, yes! We used to cook a pig down at hunting camp once in awhile during the summer, always had morels and ramps in the stuffing, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
04-15-2019, 11:32 AM
Morning all!!
Neighbor years back tried to go out and pick morels, ended up in the ER, that was enough for me.
Considering I live in a freaking sanctuary city I thought this joke would work here too.
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and freeeducation!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for this wonderful America!
That person puts up his hand and says,"I am from the Middle East. I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa .."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says: "Probably at work."
Have a good day all...
Alw
Neighbor years back tried to go out and pick morels, ended up in the ER, that was enough for me.
Considering I live in a freaking sanctuary city I thought this joke would work here too.
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and freeeducation!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for this wonderful America!
That person puts up his hand and says,"I am from the Middle East. I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa .."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says: "Probably at work."
Have a good day all...
Alw
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